Klara is a vocal tortie in Park Slope.
She narrates. That is the simplest way to describe what she does. When a regular walks in, Klara announces it. When someone is taking too long in the chip aisle, Klara comments. When a delivery driver opens the door, Klara has something to say before the door even closes.
The employees say she reports on everyone.
On our shoot day she did not stop. She watched us set up. She watched the camera. She watched a customer count change at the register. For every small event in the store there was a corresponding sound from Klara. Her steady commentary sounded like a coworker with opinions and no filter.
One worker told us the store feels quieter when she is not there. He did not mean the noise level. He meant the rhythm. Klara is part of the room. When she is asleep somewhere in the back, customers ask where she is. They have gotten used to the narration.
Torties have a reputation for being opinionated. Klara earns it without biting or scratching. She talks constantly about whatever is happening.
Klara comments on regulars, deliveries, and anyone taking too long in the chip aisle.
Klara's story appears in Bodega Cats of New York, out November 3, 2026.
Published February 5, 2026
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